Paddy McGuirk 
Another stroller who has not fulfilled his schoolboy promise.
A batsman who talks a good game, looks the part, but rarely delivers. He is the record all-time duck scorer.
As our premier spin bowler, he is a leggie who can genuinely turn it both ways. Unfortunately, his rank full tosses often don't bounce until they're 10 yards over the square leg boundary, so the only issue for the batsman is avoiding cars, houses and small children.
Thankfully, Paddy's on pitch endeavours are nothing compared to what he is capable to off the pitch. Put him in a nightclub, and Paddy is in his element. You'll usually catch him half naked, dancing like a lunatic on a stage/podium/cage/pole or anywhere else that ensures he is the centre of attention. It is this incredible off the pitch ability that will keep in in the side, no matter how many ducks he scores.
| Debut | 2003 |
| Caps | 17 |
| Style | Right hand bat, Right arm wrist spin |
| Career Runs | 219 |
| Batting Average | 15.64 |
| Wickets | 19 |
| Bowling Average | 25.68 |
| Honours | Most career ducks |